Rage. ✦Paint. ✦Laser. ✦Curaçao. ✦Book now. ✦Smash it. ✦Zero cleanup. ✦Max chaos. ✦
Rage. ✦Paint. ✦Laser. ✦Curaçao. ✦Book now. ✦Smash it. ✦Zero cleanup. ✦Max chaos. ✦
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SMASH SMASH SMASH
Curaçao · Est. 2022

STRESS
IS A GIFT.
BREAK IT.

The island's most explosive experience. Rage rooms, neon paint splash, and a green laser maze — all under one roof.

3
Rooms
2K+
Sessions
0
Regrets

Choose your
weapon

[01–03]
THE SMASH
01 · Rage Room

THE SMASH

Wreck TVs, glass, bottles and printers. No cleanup. No regrets.

THE SPLASH
02 · Paint Room

THE SPLASH

Neon paint warfare under UV lights. Create a mess, call it art.

THE LASER
03 · Laser Maze

THE LASER

Dodge the beams. Beat the clock. Or fail loudly with your crew.

Break stuff✦Throw paint✦Dodge lasers✦Feel amazing✦
Break stuff✦Throw paint✦Dodge lasers✦Feel amazing✦

PACKAGES

Prices in USD
Solo // 01$35

SOLO RAGE

15 items + 1 large item + 20 min room time. Full safety gear.

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Popular // 02$85

SQUAD DESTRUCTION

40 items + 3 specialty items + 45 min room. Up to 4 people.

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Kids // 03$250

BIRTHDAY BLITZ

Up to 10 kids · 3hr party · tent, tables, juice + smash time.

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Planning a birthday or team night? Custom party packs available.

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Rules of engagement

Frequently
smashed questions

Is it safe for kids?+

Absolutely. We provide full safety gear — suits, helmets, gloves and goggles. Kids' packages are designed for ages 8+.

What can I break?+

Bottles, plates, electronics, printers, furniture, and even entire cars on special request. If it's solid, we'll turn it liquid.

How long is a session?+

Solo sessions run 20 minutes in the room. Squad and party packages go 45 minutes to 3 hours depending on the package.

Do you host birthdays & team building?+

Yes — birthdays, bachelor(ette) parties, team building and night-outs are our thing. Message us for custom packs.